Thursday, December 29, 2011

Before You Jump Off: READ THIS - The Jump Off Manifesto written by BlakSmith



The Jump Off Manifesto

by BlakSmith



On the cusp of greatness is what we proclaim to be
But at the same time enjoying the process yet waiting impatiently
You see there are four of us but the goal is uniform
Deviating from the norm since we were born is what we’ve been on
So why not continue the trend and share our talents with the masses
In a world where they say slow motion is better than no motion we refuse to move like molasses
BlakSmith been known to say things that go over your head from time to time
But my goal is to challenge you to open your third eye if you feel inclined
That Dude named Dave usually gut punches you from left field with his antics
But if you rewind and listen closely his views are just as poignant, it’s merely semantics
JD can be classified as the chameleon of the crew
Versatility is his virtue as he voices his opinion from various points of view
Last but not least, Johnny Dangerous brings the heat
With no preparation needed, he works best on his feet
Jokes for days but quick to flip it on the conscious tip
Now Voltron is complete and any style we will flip
In other words our style is no style which makes it a mystery
Sit back, relax and prepare to Jump Off as we make history






Saturday, December 24, 2011

#TEAMJUMPOFF Live on Generation Bizzle Radio/L.A. Talk Live!!! Dec. 23, 2011


Listen to #TEAMJUMPOFF LIVE on Generation Bizzle Radio. Thanx to everyone at LA Talk Live! Our segment starts a little over an hour in to the show.  We hit a little sports talk and then a hilarious segment about "Things That Barak Obama Wishes He Could Say".  Special shout outs to Bizzle, Daniesha Danielle, and Johnny Muthafuckin Mack!!! So click below to check it out and support The Jump Off as we branch out to the West Coast!!!

Sunday, December 18, 2011

The Jump Off on Slam Internet Radio - Dec. 18, 2011 (REARVIEW MIRROR SHOW, 2011 RECAP)


With 2011 coming to a close in just a few days, #TEAMJUMPOFF presents our annual "Rearview Mirror" show.  Tonight the team recaped anything and everything that happened in 2011 and did it in a way that only your boys at The Jump Off can!!!  Special thanks for Rod Blagovoich and Chris Bosh for calling in to the show as well!!!  This will also be the last show from The Jump Off this year so HAPPY HOLIDAYS and we will see you again for our next show on Sunday Jan. 8, 2012!!!!

Thursday, December 15, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Dec. 15, 2011 - Quickies (Kids Sending Parents To Jail, Gay Penguins Pt. 3, Lesbian Sperm Donors, A.I.D.S. Sike Out, Belt Lenders, and Faking Deaths To Get Off Work)


If its Thursday, its time of Jump Off Quickies!! This week, there is no Blaksmith, so JD and That Dude went off the deep end!  They discussed, Kids not going to school and their parents having to pay the price, A third followup on the legendary Gay Penguins of Toronto, A politician who hates same sex marriage but donates sperm to lesbians, A woman gets shot for playing a practical joke involving HIV, Schools lending belts to students who sag their pants, And one man who went way too far just to get time off work! Get at us:  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, and listen to the podcast on iTunes and Podomatic.com and weekly from 7pm to 9pm CST on SlamInternetRadio.com You can always hit us at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com JUMP OFF!!!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Before You Jump Off: READ THIS - What Does Dwight Howard Do Now???



"What Does Dwight Howard Do Now???"


By David A. Jordan (aka That Dude Named Dave)



The crazy summer for the NBA has now carried over into winter, but not the "Nuclear Winter" that David Stern predicted when the last talks for the CBA failed.  Once the owners and players agreed to the new deal, the only problems for teams was going to be able to fill out rosters and get teams ready in 2 weeks for the fast pace 66 game season.  Boy, we were all wrong!!!  The new deal that was supposed to be able to help teams keep their own major superstars - not happening.  As soon as a deal was in a place, the next major story plots was where is Chris Paul and Dwight Howard going. 

Well, Thursday night turned the NBA to the next great soap opera - "As The Ball Turns" when a deal was in place to send Chris Paul to the Lakers.  The Houston Rockets would receive Pau Gasol.  The New Orleans Hornets were going to receive Lamar Odom from the Lakers, Louis Scola, Kevin Martin, Goran Dragic from the Houston Rockets along with a first round pick that the Rockets received from a previous deal.  I am not a Lakers fan, but this was a great deal!!!!  Everyone knows that Chris Paul is leaving after this year, whether it is via trade or free agency.  He is not staying in New Orleans and the pieces they are receiving actually makes the team better.  But as we all have seen and read, David Stern has blocked the trade literally making this is worse move in his tenure as the commissioner.  This is what happens when the NBA owns a team.  We were bound to see a conflict of interest sooner or later, and now, it is sooner.

This has now lead to Chris Paul and the players union getting ready to file a lawsuit against the NBA.  The NBA is not even allowing Chris Paul to be traded to any team at this time which will make this a legal and PR nightmare for the league.

So with all this being said, what does Dwight Howard do now???

There were talks of him going to the Knicks but that is basically dead since on Friday, Tyson Chandler has agreed in principle to sign with New York.  Cross the Knicks off the pad.  For the moment, we can cancel the Lakers as they are caught in limbo with a possible lawsuit that could lead to Paul possible going LA after all, but we don't know yet.  What about the Nets?  Well, we think we can mark them off the list since the Nets owner and GM met with Howard without telling the Magic.  Can we say a possible TAMPERING charge??  Not good at all.  With that looming, it looks like the Nets will move forward in trying to sign Nene.  Cancel Brooklyn from the list.

What teams is left for Dwight???  Well, if he is all about winning, being a bigger star, and getting that nice contract, there are only 2 logical teams left.  The Clippers and the Bulls.

Yes, I am saying the "other" LA team.  For the Clippers, it is not the Lakers, but it is still LA, hell, they both play in the same stadium.  The Clippers have the cap space and young players to make a deal work in a sign and trade.  A core of Eric Gordon, who I feel is on his way to becoming a real stud in the NBA, Howard, and Blake Griffin would be scary for the western Conference.  The oldest player in that group is Howard at 26.  He will get his wish to be in sun shine state and market himself to do more movies - (He had a small role in Just Right with Common and Queen Latifah).  They may not win now, but it is a playoff team that will be able to add small pieces to contend in a few years if they make the right moves.  It is the Clippers, that is why I say "IF" they make the right move.

This leaves me to Chicago.  I am not saying this since I am from the Windy City, but if Dwight really wants to be a STAR he thinks he is, play for championships, and get paid, this is the town to do it.  I don't want anyone tell me he will not come here for the cold weather.  He was considering going to the Nets which will be moving to Brooklyn next year.  The winters are just as bad there as in Chicago, NOT BUYING THE COLD WEATHER THEORY!!!  Howard and Derrick Rose would make the best point guard-center combo since Kareem and Magic.  As far as marketing, if you are a star in Chicago, you are a star EVERYYWHERE!!!  Case in point, look at Dennis Rodman from the time period of 1995-1998 when he came to Chicago through a trade from San Antonio.  He was the third member in the big three with Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen and he was selling books and making movies.  They may have been bad movies with Jean Claude Van Dam, but he was making millions outside the court while winning championships on the court.  At one point, when you talked about the Bulls during this time, it was about how much they were winning and what Rodman did next.

What kind of deal makes this work?  Well, we know the principle would have to include Joakim Noah, Luol Deng, Taj Gibson, and a first round pick the Bulls own from Charlotte which will easily be a lottery selection.  For Orlando, it would be Howard and they may insist to take Hedo's dead body.  This can be tweaked but look at the Magic's lineup:  Jameer Nelson, JJ Reddick, Deng, Gibson, Noah.  It is not a championship team, but that looks so much better than nothing at all.  I will honestly say with how the East is, this team will be a seventh seed.

For the Bulls:  Rose, Carlos Boozer, Ronnie Brewer, Howard, and whoever is signed to start at the two guard position.  Off the bench, the Bulls still have CJ Watson, Kyle Korver, and Omer Asik.  If I am Howard, I am licking my lips like LL Cool J to think who will stop this team.  With the way Tyson Chandler handled the Heat in the NBA Finals, imagine what Howard could do with this team???  Lebron James would not have a hairline anymore once he steps on the court with Bulls.

People say he doesn't want to play second fiddle to Derrick Rose.  I honestly think he will be playing second fiddle with Blake Griffin if the Clippers make a move.  Everyone sees Blake Griffin on commercials and on TV everywhere now and it was only his ROOKIE year last year!!  Dwight is the best center in the league, but with the growth of Blake, I see Howard taking a backseat if Blake continues to dunk on people by an average of 3 per game. I am not saying Howard will be invisible, but I think his status is the same with the Clippers like it is with the Magic now.

So - why not Chicago Dwight???  You can be bigger than Dennis Rodman was here.  He can make all the bad movies like Dennis and act like you know Kung Fu.  He will be in every major commercial nationwide.  He will have a chance to compete for Championships for the next 5-7 years since Derrick Rose is only 23 and became the youngest MVP in the league last year.  He will still be able to average 20 points a game, 12 rebounds a game, 3 blocks - not to mention, the women here are not that bad.  Just ask Julius Peppers and Brian Urlacher for the Bears.  They will show him the way.

So do me this favor Dwight, call Otis Smith - your GM.  Tell him to call Gar Foreman of the Bulls and see what can happen.  I always thought basketball players cared about getting money, living in a nice city, winning, and having a great social life - (not in that order but you get the point).  Now because of Joakim Noah's extension, he cannot be moved no earlier than January 15, so just hang tight for a month in Orlando.

So Dwight, with limited options, what are you going to do now???

Sunday, December 11, 2011

The Jump Off on Slam Internet Radio - Dec. 11, 2011 (Gloria Cain, Dr. Phil, Herman Cain, Ghetto Names, Chia Chocha)


On this episode of The Jump Off on Slam Internet Radio, Herman Cain, Gloria Cain stop by to work on their 69 issues with a little help from Dr. Phil.  Later in the show, the fellas discuss what a "ghetto" or unusual name does to a child and their prospects for the future.  Then close the show with Blaksmith sharing his idea for a new product...The "Chia Chocha"! Special thanks to Chadalac for being a our special guest jumper!!! Tune in and JUMP OFF!!!


Thursday, December 8, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Dec. 8, 2011 - Quickies (Green Bitches, Starbucks Food n Liquor, MMA Beatdown, Random Hip Hop References, Grigory's Mom Slangin Meth, And More Dumb Criminals).mp3



Happy Thursday!!! We back at it again with our weekly Quickies. This week JD, Blacksmith, and That Dude begin by answering the age old question: Would you travel 600 million light years to get some ass? They also discuss a 74 yr old, meth dealing college professor and her son Grigory, what happens when you fuck with the wrong guy aka "Who Shot Ya", Starbucks getting into selling beer and wine, how welfare can help you live in a million dollar home, and a 9 yr old boy who gets suspended from school for flirting with his teacher. Nobody does it better than us so make sure you are everywhere we are: Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, and listen to the podcast on iTunes and Podomatic.com and weekly from 7pm to 9pm CST on SlamInternetRadio.com You can always hit us at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com JUMP OFF!!!

Sunday, December 4, 2011

The Jump Off on Slam Internet Radio - Dec. 4, 2011 (Muppets, Herman Cain, Gloria Cain, Syracuse University, Black Friday Wrap Up)


If you missed out on listening to our show live, you can check out the replay of your boys from The Jump Off right here and now!!!!  #TEAMJUMPOFF discussed black friday purchases and the craziness that ensued, the Syracuse University scandal, Special thanks to Ms. Gloria Cain for coming in studio with us and Mr. Herman Cain for calling in to the show as well.   Later we debuted a new segment called "THAT SHIT CRAY" and our weekly segment, "Whats On Your Mind" which featured some commentary from the Muppets.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Dec. 1, 2011 - Quickies (Wyclef Stealing, T.I. Dissing Gays, Conrad Go County, Brain Myths, Money From 1940, Fat Kids and Droppin Cain)


#TEAMJUMPOFF is back with more Quickies.  The squad goes in on Conrad's sentencing, A 200 pound third grader, Wyclef stealing donations, TI going to bat for Tracy Morgan, Myths about our brain functioning, Lil Boosie copping more time, T-Boz is broke, And a man repaying a debt from over 50 years ago.  Dont know where or how to find The Jump Off:  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, and listen to the podcast on iTunes and Podomatic.com and weekly from 7pm to 9pm CST on SlamInternetRadio.com You can always hit us at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com JUMP OFF!!!

Thursday, November 24, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Nov. 24, 2011 - Quickies (Buzz Where The Sun Dont Shine, Bieber Taking Tests, 800 Pound Fish, 100 Pigs, Death By Vibrator, and Mind Blowing Sex


HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! What better way to spend your Thanksgiving than with #TEAMJUMPOFF!!! That Dude and JD wild out on this episode of "Quickies".  They discuss a man catching an 800 pound fish, A woman who was nearly killed by her sex toy, an update on everyones favorite Bieber, a woman who literally got her brains fucked out and Buzz Lightyear being stuck where the sun dont shine!!  Wanna find more of The Jump Off:  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, and listen to the podcast on iTunes and Podomatic.com and weekly from 7pm to 9pm CST on SlamInternetRadio.com You can always hit us at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com So gather the family around the turkey and JUMP OFF!!!

Sunday, November 20, 2011

The Jump Off on Slam Internet Radio - Nov. 20, 2011 (Fix A Flat, Crazy Neighbors, Butt Implants, and Dirty Eggs)

Click play below to listen to the replay of #TEAMJUMPOFF doing their weekly live Super Sunday show on slaminternetradio.com Some of the topics of discussion were Mc Donalds eggs come from, how to treat crazy neighbors, and a woman who wanted butt implants but got some Fix A Flat pumped into her cheeks instead!!! Its a great episode so stop reading and check it out now!!!

Thursday, November 17, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Nov. 17, 2011 - Quickies (Foot Rubbing, Shooting @ The White House, Babys n Knives, Coons over Shrooms and More Gay Penguins)


Its Thursday so its time for some Quickies!!!  JD, That Dude, and Blaksmith discuss a few stories including a teacher that forced her students to rub her feet, P.E.T.A. going after a classic video game franchise, a man shooting at the White House, Milwaukee's interesting new add campaign, and a follow up on last weeks "gay" penguin story.  We literally cover the entire internet:  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, and listen to the podcast on iTunes and Podomatic.com and weekly from 7pm to 9pm CST on SlamInternetRadio.com You can always hit us at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com JUMP OFF!!!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

The Jump Off on Slam Internet Radio - Nov. 13, 2011 - LISTEN TO THE REPLAY RIGHT HERE!!!



Check out the 11-13-11 replay of #TEAMJUMPOFF live on Slam Internet Radio. Tonight the fells discussed more on the Penn State situation, what weddings would look like if men had full control, marriage contracts, and some interesting F.U.N. aka Fucked Up News!!! Check it out!  Also dont forget about our weekly "Quickie" podcast every Thursday morning and be right here next week to listen, call in, or chat with The Jump Off team during our live show from 7pm to 9pm cst.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Nov. 10, 2011 - Quickies (Penn State, Herman Cain, Genetic Engineering, Conrad Murray, and Gay Penguins)


If its Thursday, you know its time for Jump Off "Quickies".  On this rapid fire current events show JD, That Dude and Blaksmith discuss Herman Cain's latest scandal, parents new research that says you could look into your child's DNA to see what they will be good at, Conrad Murrays' guilty verdict, the horrible situation with Penn State, and suspicions of gay penguins at a Toronto zoo...yes you read that right... The Jump Off covers everything including gay penguins!!! If you dig the show and want more: Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, and listen to the podcast on iTunes and Podomatic.com and weekly from 7pm to 9pm CST on SlamInternetRadio.com You can always hit us at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com JUMP OFF!!!

Sunday, November 6, 2011

The Jump Off on Slam Internet Radio - Nov. 6, 2011 - Cheaters, Shaq, Pizza Fights and Nude Lohan


Click play below and check out the replay of  #TEAMJUMPOFF broadcasting live on Slam Internet Radio  from November 6, 2011.  We discussed why women cheat, Shaq's new book and some Fucked Up News aka F.U.N.  Be sure to check it out and also come right back here (www.thejumpoffpodcast.com) on Thursday morning to check out our weekly "Quickie" podcast and listen to us LIVE weekly at www.slaminternetradio.com from 7p to 9p cst



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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Nov. 3, 2011 - Quickies (Divorces, Midget Tossing, Homeless Parties, Bieber Babymakin and Mc Ribbing Again)


Your favorite podcast is back again for our weekly "Quickie" episode. Tonight #TEAMJUMPOFF is joined by guest jumper "Keggers"! In this jam packed episode we discuss Kim K's divorce, Halloween parties gone bad, Justin Bieber possibly being a father, midget tossing in a Florida bar and the new found dangers of the Mc Rib sandwich (insert dramatic music here...) Wanna get in contact with The Jump Off: Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, and listen to the podcast on iTunes and Podomatic.com and weekly from 7pm to 9pm CST on SlamInternetRadio.com You can always hit us at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com JUMP OFF!!!

Monday, October 31, 2011

The Jump Off on Slam Internet Radio - Oct. 30, 2011 - 7 Yr. Itch, 3 Yr. Glitch, Sex Toys, Sharing Porn, and Costume Ideas

#TEAMJUMPOFF is back again and this week on our LIVE show we discuss how relationships often reach their breaking point after 7 years and how new research says that point may come even at the 3 year mark.  We also talk about spicing up the bed room with sex toys and porn.  We also debut a new weekly segment called #FUCKEDUPNEWS aka FUN and in it we talk about some crazy news stories from the week and got a call in from none other than T.O.  To end the show we do a Jump Off staple entitle #WHATSONYOURMIND where we all share whatever the hell we got on our mind.  If you enjoy this show, dont forget to look for our weekly podcast every Thursday right here at www.thejumpoffpodcast.com and our weekly LIVE show every Sunday from 7p to 9p cst on www.slaminternetradio.com

Thursday, October 27, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Oct. 26, 2011 - Quickies (Cow Nipples, Kim Kardashian, Racoon BBQ, & Much More)

Blaksmith, That Dude and JD are here for another episode of "Quickies".  We go in and out quickly, on 9 interesting news stories.  These stories include a dress made with over 3000 cow nipples, Kim Kardashian's leading role in a new Tyler Perry film, a raccoon bbq-ing meth dealer, a grandpa caught with hundreds of bricks of cocaine and several other interesting stories.  You gotta check this one out!!!  Keep up with The Jump Off:  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, and listen to the podcast on iTunes and Podomatic.com and weekly from 7pm to 9pm CST on SlamInternetRadio.com  You can always hit us at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com JUMP OFF!!!

Monday, October 24, 2011

The Jump Off on Slam Internet Radio - Oct. 23, 2011 (Politics, Race Car Drivers, Wild Animals and Whats On Your Mind)


Blaksmith and That Dude Named Dave lead the way on this episode of The Jump Off on Slam Internet Radio.  The fellas discuss Obama's competition on the republician side of the ticket, Obama bringing the troops home, the death of Indy car driver Dan Wheldon and the final gift he gave to his wife, A man who let over 50 wild animals loose in Ohio before killing himself and the first installment of the free flowing segment "Whats On Your Mind".  Check it out below and dont forget to tune in every Sunday from 7p to 9p cst on http://www.slaminternetradio.com/ and listen to the podcast every Thursday right here at: http://www.thejumpoffpodcast.com/

Thursday, October 20, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Oct. 19, 2011 - Quickies (Murder, Moammar, Medieval and Meth)



The Jump Off is back and this time the podcast is a little different. Coming off the success of the weekly radio show on slaminternetradio.com we thought that the podcast have a completely different feel .  From here on out, the show is gonna have a rapid fire format.  We are gonna hit you with a topic, speak on it for about 3 minutes and then, boom, its on to the next topic!  We think this format is gonna rock and this first show will prove it!  On this "Quickie" episode, we discuss a suicidal exotic pet lover in Ohio, Moammar Gadhafi death photos, people selling drugs out of ice cream trucks and other people making flyers advertising their meth lab.  We also touch on several more stories so be sure to check it out and let us know if you like the new format.  You know where to find us:  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, and listen to the podcast on iTunes and Podomatic.com and weekly from 7pm to 9pm CST on SlamInternetRadio.com  You can always hit us at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com JUMP OFF!!!

Monday, October 17, 2011

The Jump Off on Slam Internet Radio - Oct. 16, 2011 (Sex at 30,000 Feet and Boooo Sweetest Day)



This is the debut episode of The Jump Off on SlamInternetRadio.com  We had a blast talking about cum bandits, sweetest day, sex while freefalling and soooo much more. Thanx to the record number of folks who checked us out live but if you missed out, here is your opportunity to tune in right now. Be sure to check us out every Sunday from 7pm to 9pm cst right on SlamInternetRadio.com  And also our usual weekly podcast which will be posted this Thursday!



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Thursday, October 13, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Oct. 13, 2011 (Cyphers, Crime Fighters, Cheaters and Cum Bandits)


On this episode of The Jump Off, That Dude, JD and Blaksmith discuss Phoenix Jones, the real life black superhero, all the happenings at the 2011 BET Hip Hop Awards, and some very interesting stories about cheaters and pervs.  We also discuss The Jump Off's weekly show that will be debuting on slaminternetradio.com this Sunday at 7pm CST.  Be sure to tune in for something new from The Jump Off!!! We everywhere!!!  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @jumpoffpodcast, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, and listen to us on iTunes and Podomatic.com and now on Slam Radio.  You can always hit us at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com JUMP OFF!!!

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

The Jump Off Signed To Bring You A Live, Weekly, Call-In Show!!!




The Jump Off team is pleased to announce that our team has been signed by Slam Internet Radio (www.slaminternetradio.com) to bring you a LIVE weekly CALL-IN show in addition to our weekly podcast!!! So each and every Sunday BEGINNING THIS WEEK, from 7pm to 9pm CST, be prepared interact and JUMP OFF with us LIVE!!!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Oct. 5, 2011 (Lost Jobs, Steve Jobs, No Jobs & Pole Jobs)


Blaksmith and JD return as That Dude hosts this spirited episode of The Jump Off Podcast.  On this show we discuss the untimely death of Steve Jobs, what we are going to do to stay busy if the NBA lockout continues, A whole city in Illinois that is flat broke, and if Barak Obama really is Hitler.  Also something big may be brewing for The Jump Off....STAY TUNED!!!  Get at us:  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @jumpoffpodcast, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, and listen to us on iTunes and Podomatic.com or at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com JUMP OFF!!!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Sept. 29, 2011 (Barak, Broke, Bastards, Bodies & Boobs)


The Jump Off Podcast is back and better than ever.  On this episode we discuss Barak's use of "Black Talk", one NFL player who made millions but now lives in his mothers basement, a music fan who killed his own mother because she wouldn't pay for his concert tickets, leaked pictures of Michael Jackson's dead body and a woman with one boob.  Needless to say this is a hell of an episode and crazy interesting as well! We are EVERYWHERE:  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @jumpoffpodcast, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, and listen to us on iTunes and Podomatic.com or at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com JUMP OFF!!!

Monday, September 19, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Sept 18, 2011 (Dirty Money Mayweather, Nick Cages Fudgesicle, and Cops Booty Shaking On Duty)


That Dude and JD drop this edition of The Jump Off Podcast and discuss the controversial Mayweather vs. Ortiz fight over the weekend, Nicholas Cage's naked, fudgesicle eating, home intruder, NYC cops booty shaking with half naked girls at the West Indian Parade and JD's obsession with naked Scarlett Johanson picutres.  We definately go in and have a ton of fun on this show!!!  Find us all over the internet: Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @jumpoffpodcast, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, and listen to us on iTunes and Podomatic.com or at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com JUMP OFF!!!

Friday, September 16, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Sept. 16, 2011 (Rice Nailin Palin, Trey n Will, Mayweather Hype, Creppy Toddlers)


All members of The Jump Off team are back and bring you a jam packed and extra long (pause) edition of the show. We discuss Sarah Palin's journey to the dark side, the creepiness of the TLC show Toddlers and Tiaras, Will Smith and Trey Songz supposedly getting it in, hype for the Mayweather/Ortiz fight and the 15th anniversary of Tupac's death. We are all over the internet: Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @jumpoffpodcast, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, and listen to us on iTunes or at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com JUMP OFF!!!


Monday, September 12, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Hump Day Rant - Sept 12, 2011 (Part 2: 7 Cent Fellons, Can I Get A Job, The Shrinking Of Steve Jobs and Dead Dolphins)


Then on the second part of the show, Blaksmith and That Dude are joined by JD and discuss, the unemployment crisis, 7 cent fellons, the shrinking of Steve Jobs, and dead dolphins. Get at us in the usual spots.  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @jumpoffpodcast, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, and listen to us on iTunes or at our official site:  www.thejumpoffpodcast.com   Needless to say, this episode is a great one so join in and JUMP OFF!!!

The Jump Off Podcast - Hump Day Rant - Sept 12, 2011 (Part 1: Still Snitching and Selling Weed In The NBA)


On part one of our show we Blaksmith and That Dude jump off about still not snitchin and a NBA hoop star still acting like he's on the streets.  Get at us in the usual spots.  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @jumpoffpodcast, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, and listen to us on iTunes or at our official site:  www.thejumpoffpodcast.com   Needless to say, this episode is a great one so join in and JUMP OFF!!!

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Hump Day Rant - August 17, 2011 (Straw Polls, Dead Ninjas, and Can Do's)


In this ULTRA jam packed edition of The Jump Off Podcast, the fellas are joined by the first "Guest Jumper" co-host "Tiff Top" offering a hilarous and female perspective on things. This fearsome five-some discuss the Iowa straw poll, Jackie Chan's rumored death, and interesting web site names. Also we have a very special edition of "Word On The Street w/ Johnny Dangerous" featuring Chicago's own Eddie "Can Do" Stuwart. As always, join us on Facebook, Twitter (@jumpoffpodcast), on ChronicCast.com, email us atthejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com and for show archives, videos and our message board hit us up at our offical home, www.thejumpoffpodcast.com



Wednesday, August 10, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Hump Day Rant - August 10, 2011 (Tar Babies and Fat Ladies)

Voltron Has Been Formed!!! The whole Jump Off team is back and in full force!!! This week we discuss Colorado congressman Doug Lamborn, who called President Obama a "tar baby". Also the show ends with us really goin in on the fat vs thick debate. Which category do you fall in??? Be sure to drop us a comment on Twitter (@jumpoffpodcast) on ChronicCast.com Search for us on Facebook, and check out our official site www.thejumpoffpodcast.com for archives of all our shows and videos.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Hump Day Rant - July 27, 2011 (They Tried To Make Us Go To Rehab...)

Its Wednesday so you know what time it is....Hump Day Rant!!! This time the fellas, minus JD, go in on the death of Amy Winehouse and some other interesting topics.  Special shout out to @Marily2500 on Twitter, all the way from Aruba!!!  Find us on Facebook, Twitter, iTunes, and ChronicCast Radio.  Be sure to check out our archives at www.thejumpoffpodcast.com

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Hump Day Rant - July 20, 2011 (Part 2!!! Heat Waves & Debt Ceilings)


Yes you are reading this correctly! We got so much to say that we dropped two shows in one day!!! On part 2 of the Hump Day Rant, we discuss the recent country wide heatwave and also the impending collapse of the U.S. debt ceiling. And for your listening pleasure, JD has rejoined the show and is in full effect! Give it a listen now at www.thejumpoffpodcast.com on ChronicCast Radio and in the iTunes store or at podomatic.com

The Jump Off Podcast - Hump Day Rant - July 20, 2011 (Would You Give Up 250,000 For Morals & Netflix Did Us Dirty)


That Dude and Blaksmith are back again for another weekly rant.  This time they discuss the fan who gave Derek Jeter's 3,000 hit baseball back to Jeter when he could have sold it for a quarter of a million dollars.  Was it his morals that made him make that choice or was he just plain stupid??? Also the guys break down the recent Netflix price increase and what our alternatives will be now. Special thanx to our most recent sponsor "Brokeflix" and be sure to listen to their newest commercial about midway through the show! As always, check us out at www.thejumpoffpodcast.com on Chroniccast Radio and also on Podomatic.com

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Hump Day Rant - July 6, 2011 (Casey Anthony, B.E.T. Awards, NBA Lockout)


Blaksmith and That Dude are here this week for the Hump Day Rant. This is a new weekly segment that will be featured in between our full monthly episodes. This week the fellas discuss the NBA lockout, the B.E.T. Awards, Casey Anthony, and some more random and interesting stories. Be on the look out for something from The Jump Off EVERY WEDNESDAY including another full episode later this month.
 

Thursday, June 16, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Episode 12 - WE ARE BACK!!!!!


The Las Vegas Excursion 2011 is over and THE JUMP OFF IS BACK!!!  In this episode we discuss the so called RAPTURE, congressman WEINER, Jump Off SPORTS (click HERE to see the Carlos Boozer video), and debut a new segment called HELL YEAH OR HELL NO.  This jam packed episode of The Jump Off was brought to you by the end of the world preparing folks over at RAPTURES DELIGHT.  Also be on the lookout for the word of the show which is "FOOMFICKLE".  Hit the play button below to listen. When you are done with this episode, be sure to check out older episodes, our videos from the EXCURSION, and tons more at: WWW.THEJUMPOFFPODCAST.COM and don't forget to leave us a comment!!!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - The Road To Vegas

THE ROAD TO VEGAS HAS BEGUN!!! What is The Jump Off crew doing to get ready???

5-10-11 Blak enjoying a trip to Cali as he prepares for Vegas
5-02-11 JD Gets In Shape For Vegas
5-01-11 Blak Hits Up The Orchestra
4-29-11 Blak and That Dude check out hip hop duo the Clipse live in concert
4-25-11 Blak goes to the dentist and shows off his new braces free grill!!!
4-18-11 Blak and That Dude hit Hooters for some chicken wings and Hooters, lmao
4-16-11 Blak is the first to show everyone how he is getting ready for The Jump Off's 2nd Annual Vegas Excursion by getting a tatoo!!!

Hit Play to see the most recent video. Hit the menu button to view all the previous videos.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Episode 11 - Bin Ladden got caught up and put down and The Jump Off Las Vegas Excursion 2011 Preview


The Jump Off team discusses the recent killing of Osama bin Laden and give our unique spin on this major news story. And on a lighter note, we discuss the 2nd annual Jump Off Vegas Excursion!!! We give a sneak peak on what to look for when we hit Sin City. As always, be sure to check out our older episodes and also all the recent videos we have posted at our official site: WWW.THEJUMPOFFPODCAST.COM

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Episode 10 (Tree Branch Rape, Regular Rape, Barak Obama & Wizzo The Clown)




The Jump Off Weekly Update (4-12-11) is here and these are the topics we are talking about:

Rape by a well hung tree branch????
What do police officers really do when they are "on duty"???
Can consensual sex be followed by rape???
Barak is going for relection in 2012!!!
Who is running against Barak in 2012???
What happened to Bozo T. Clown???
East Coast/West Coast Clown Beef???
Where Is Wizzo???
What is "prestidigitation"???

***BREAKING NEWS!!!   There is also the offical announcement of The 2nd Annual Jump Off Vegas Excursion:  May 12 2011 thru May 15 2011!!!***

Hit us up at: thejumpoff@email.com  Go to our Facebook Fan Page:  http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Jump-Off-Podcast/173456289348499 Tweet with us at: twitter.com/jumpoffpodcast and as always at:  http://www.thejumpoffpodcast.com/

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Episode 9 (WTF Chris Brown!!!)



On This Weeks Episode Of The Jump Off:

What in the blue hell is wrong with Chris Brown?  All the guys chime in on the subject individually and in their own unique ways to answer that question.  The host formerly known as That Dude Named Dave (more on that in his rant) actually goes in for over 20 min on various topics that are floating around in his brain.  Be sure to check out each individual rant below and drop us a comment if anything inspires you.  Hit us up at: thejumpoff@email.com  Go to our Facebook Fan Page:  http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Jump-Off-Podcast/173456289348499 Tweet with us at: twitter.com/jumpoffpodcast and as always at:  www.thejumpoffpodcast.com

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Episode 8 (God's Vengence and Mommas Paying For Dates)



On this weeks Jump Off Episode:

If and when is it ever ok to joke about a tragic event?
Does god take revenge on human sin through natural disasters?
Is it ok for a man to have his momma pay for his date?

Click the link below to listen. This is a converstation folks!!  Feel free to comment below and answer these questions as well.  Hit us up at: thejumpoff@email.com  Go to our Facebook Fan Page:  http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Jump-Off-Podcast/173456289348499 Tweet with us at: twitter.com/jumpoffpodcast and as always at:  http://www.thejumpoffpodcast.com/

Monday, March 14, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Episode 7 (We Sheenin)







The Jump Off squad is back again with another mini episode chronicling topics such as Charlie Sheen and the origin of the phrase "Sheenin", Tiki Barber and his interesting come back to the NFL and Illinois ending the use of the death penalty.  Click the link below to listen.  As always comment so we can make this a two way conversation!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

The Jump Off Podcast - Episode 6 (The Jump Off Is Back & Better Than Ever)



The Jump Off is back!!!  Wanna know where we have been all this time, hit play above and listen for your self!!!  All four of us give explanations on where we have been during our "hiatus".  One of us even blames our break on deer antlers!?!  You gotta hear it to understand, so do that now!!!