Thursday, March 29, 2012

The Jump Off - #QUICKIES - Mar. 29, 2012 (Gimmie Those Implants Back, Comparing Rap Sheets, My Foot Is In The Furnace, Private Part Mutilation, Baby Snatching, Popcorn Facts, 81 Yr Old Fellon, Rats on Rats on Rats)


Happy Thursday folks.  Here is a new set of #QUICKIES on a new day!  This week, the trio of JD, That Dude Named Dave and Blaksmith discuss a bevy of new topics including A man who attempted to cut out his girlfriends breast implants after a bad break up, A comparison of rap sheets between Treyvon Martin and George Zimmerman, A man who cut off his foot to avoid loosing unemployment, A man who mutilated his private parts due to not being able to marry his girlfriend, Baby snatching on the black market, How popcorn is a new super food, an 81 year old felon, and giant rats in Florida. Also Blaksmith shares two HILARIOUS stories from his child hood!  This was a hilarious episode that can not be missed!!!  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, listen to the #QUICKIES podcast Thursdays on iTunes and Podomatic.com (all of our shows are on iTunes and Stitcher as well) and ChronicCast.Blogspot.com and on your mobile device via the Stitcher Radio app. Check out our #JUMPOFFSPORTS show each Wednesday. Also listen to our #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW every Sunday from 8pm to 10pm CST on LIVE from Jump Off Studios and streamed at our official site! Also check us out on Generation Bizzle Radio every Friday from 6:30pm to 8:30pm CST on LATalkLive.com You can always hit us up and listen/watch archives of EVERYTHING at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO OUR SPONSOR, HYROGLYPHICS BARBER SALON IN BOLINGBROOK, ILLINOIS!!! THE JUMP OFF...IT ALL STARTS HERE!!!

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Wednesday, March 28, 2012

The Jump Off - #JUMPOFFSPORTS - Mar. 28, 2012 (Molested Baseball Player, Matt Forte Beef with Bears, Saints Possible New Coach, NBA Power Rankings, Dave's Fight Corner)


Every Wednesday #TEAMJUMPOFF will drop a sports only show entitled #JUMPOFFSPORTS  This week, That Dude, JD and Blaksmith discuss a baseball player who was molested at 8yrs old by a 13 yr old female and a 17yr old male, Matt Forte's contract dispute with the Chicago Bears, Bill Parcells possibly coaching the New Orleans Saints in 2012, NBA Power Rankings for this week and Dave's Fight Corner featuring discussion on Zab Judah, James Kirkland and the death of boxing legend, Bert Sugar.  The debate was SERIOUS on this show so be sure to check it out now!!!  Want more Jump Off in your life??? Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, listen to the #QUICKIES podcast Thursdays on iTunes and Podomatic.com (all of our shows are on iTunes and Stitcher as well) and ChronicCast.Blogspot.com and on your mobile device via the Stitcher Radio app. Check out our #JUMPOFFSPORTS show each Wednesday. Also listen to our #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW every Sunday from 8pm to 10pm CST on LIVE from Jump Off Studios and streamed at our official site! Also check us out on Generation Bizzle Radio every Friday from 6:30pm to 8:30pm CST on LATalkLive.com You can always hit us up and listen/watch archives of EVERYTHING at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO OUR SPONSOR, HYROGLYPHICS BARBER SALON IN BOLINGBROOK, ILLINOIS!!! THE JUMP OFF...IT ALL STARTS HERE!!!

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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Before You Jump Off, #READTHIS - Mar. 27, 2012 - Living Inside The Outside Of The Ring with ONE Voice

We are pleased to announce that ONE Voice will be contributing to The Jump Off by submitting a Sports Entertainment blog entitled : Living Inside The Outside Of The Ring.  We here at #TEAMJUMPOFF are very excited to bring this new written aspect to the site and if you are interested in publishing a blog of your own, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com  THE JUMP OFF...IT ALL STARTS HERE!!!

 LIVING INSIDE THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING   by ONE Voice

Thousands of people surround me, and they all sound like one roaring voice crying out for a phenom that they are skeptical could even exist.  No one is thinking about is this real?  Is this fake?  All they are doing is awaiting the appearance of this modern-day mythical character that doesn't seem to be just a creation for mere entertainment.  Their wait for him seems to be longer than the length of my intentional run on sentences that have started this entry about my first time seeing the Undertaker in person.

Why make the sentence so long you ask?  To help build the suspense, similar that which Taker built as he walked out to the ring that night.  Almost 22 years later, he still gets the same response.  The moment that I was reminiscing about was sometime in the early 1990's.  My mom and I had seats along the aisle.  The Undertaker passed by while we all slapped at his arm in excitement, and he was cold as ice.  The Phenom, the legend, was true, or at least wrestling was that good that it made you feel that way.  He received the same level of respect that the business itself received from the fans. Well, that was until his most recent comeback to television for this year's Wrestlemania.  You can now hear a reflection of some inebriated guys in their early twenties screaming you suck to him.  Taker still gets his respect though.  The arena's so quiet that it's easy hearing those couple of guys stands out.  They are just confused.  They don't understand what we all do...that wrestling has lost a bit of respect to say the least.  They are trying HARD with Wrestlemania 28 to get it back.

Let's take a step back - I'm not a blogger or a columnist.  But I like to think I'm a somewhat decent writer about my point of view.  So you can call me a reporter of sorts.  Might I add that it's worth mentioning that it bothers me to hear the boo's for Taker.  But that's what happens when you haven't retired, and the world knows you're only going to wrestle once a year.  It's not OK that he needs to do that to even make a paper-pay-view, let alone the biggest one, worth buying.

Never have I swayed on how I differentiate wrestling from other forms of entertainment.  As a kid, I had a healthy naive view of it.  As a teen/young adult, I didn't budge on this viewpoint.  I knew it was athletic entertainment, not just marketed sports entertainment.  Now in my late twenties, I've grown to have an unconditional love, respect, but objective outlook on each time I watch pro-wrestling.  The reason someone may boo Taker these days, is because times have changed.  The respect wrestling used to have has changed.  The world has changed.  That's a bigger conversation for another day.  What I want you to keep in mind for the moment is that maybe me sharing my unconditional love for this topic will escalate to a person that will motivate another person to inspire another person to introduce wrestling to their kids like my grandfather did for me.

Fitting I'd start this relationship with you all right before Wrestlemania 28.  The event that I'm 1 year older than so hopefully I'm wiser that some of the mistakes we've seen wrestling make over the years, and these words will have a positive affect for them to get it together.  They got real fans out there that STILL exist.  That enjoy people like CM Punk, Randy Orton, John Morrison who was royally burned recently by the business.  Let's hope that if my passion isn't enough, then the End of An Era Match, Rock vs. Cena, Punk vs. Jerico isn't just another big name card...Let's hope that it brings that transition that never happened before.  The most recent/best complete era of wrestling was the Attitude Era.  There was no transition to Cena, Orton, or even Batista for that matter.  Stone Cold and The Rock took their risks and made their own moments, but they didn't pick up from a crappy time in wrestling.  Things were semi-hot from rise of the stars from the 80's.  Now the WWE needs to right any wrongs from the past by just moving on with more genuine story-lines (true to character at least).  What way will this turn out?  We'll just have to stay in touch to find out. But trust me, if wrestling doesn't get better...these words will be enough to keep you entertained - 

PEACE




 

Monday, March 26, 2012

The Jump Off #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW - Mar. 25, 2012 (Treyvon Martin, #BENEATHDASURFACE, That Shit Cray, Whats On Your Mind)



#TEAMJUMPOFF blasted off for a great #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW!!!  This weeks topics included the horrible murder of Treyvon Martin, #BENEATHDASURFACE with The Conscious One and our weekly That Shit Cray and Whats On Your Mind segments!!!  So check out this action packed and informative episode now!!!  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, listen to the Quickies podcast Wednesdays on iTunes and Podomatic.com and ChronicCast.Blogspot.com and on your mobile device via the Stitcher Radio app. Also listen to our #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW every Sunday from 8pm to 10pm CST on LIVE from Jump Off Studios and streamed at our official site! Also check us out on Generation Bizzle Radio every Friday from 6:30pm to 8:30pm CST on LATalkLive.com You can always hit us up and listen/watch archives of EVERYTHING at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO OUR SPONSOR, HYROGLYPHICS BARBER SALON IN BOLINGBROOK, ILLINOIS!!! THE JUMP OFF...IT ALL STARTS HERE!!!

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Saturday, March 24, 2012

The Jump Off on Generation Bizzle Radio - March 23, 2012 (Christian Nymphos, Pass A Drug Test With A Bottle In The Va-Jay-Jay, Employers Want Facebook Password On Job Application)


This week on The Jump Off's weekly appearance on Generation Bizzle Radio on Latalklive.com, The fellas discuss if Christians can be nymphomaniacs, A woman who attempted to pass a drug test by slipping a bottle into her private parts, and finally discuss how some employers are requiring applicants to submit their Facebook passwords for review before accepting the application.  It was a great appearance as always and #TEAMJUMPOFF would like to thank Desean Bizzle, Danisha Danielle and Johnny Mack for allowing us to do our thing each and every week!!! Need more #TEAMJUMPOFF:  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, listen to the Quickies podcast Wednesdays on iTunes and Podomatic.com and ChronicCast.Blogspot.com and on your mobile device via the Stitcher Radio app. Also listen to our #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW every Sunday from 8pm to 10pm CST on LIVE from Jump Off Studios and streamed at our official site! Also check us out on Generation Bizzle Radio every Friday from 6:30pm to 8:30pm CST on LATalkLive.com You can always hit us up and listen/watch archives of EVERYTHING at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO OUR SPONSOR, HYROGLYPHICS BARBER SALON IN BOLINGBROOK, ILLINOIS!!! THE JUMP OFF...IT ALL STARTS HERE!!!

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Friday, March 23, 2012

#JUMPINTOCASH - Here Is How You Can Win $100 Dollars From #TEAMJUMPOFF


#JUMPINTOCASH - Here Is How You Can Win $100 Dollars From #TEAMJUMPOFF



During the March 18, 2012 episode of the #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW during Conscious' #BENEATHDASURFACE segment he discussed several different levels of ego.

HERE IS THE QUESTION: What quality do those who are on stage 6 of the ego lack???

The first person to answer this question correctly and send that answer to our email address (thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com) will win 100 DOLLARS of #TEAMJUMPOFF'S money. The winner of the contest will be announced on this weeks episode of the #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW so be sure to tune in this Sunday from 8pm to 10pm right here at www.thejumpoffpodcast.com to see if you won!!!  Special thanks to Hyroglyphics Barber Salon of Bolingbrook Illinois for sponsoring this contest! Be on the look out for more opportunities to #JUMPINTOCASH from The Jump Off real soon. THE JUMP OFF.....IT ALL STARTS HERE!!!

Thursday, March 22, 2012

The Jump Off - #JUMPOFFSPORTS - Mar. 22, 2012 (Peyton Manning, Tim Tebow, Brandon Marshall, NBA Trade Deadline, NBA Finals Picks, Boxing Talk)


You asked for it and now you got it!!! #TEAMJUMPOFF is bringing a special ALL SPORTS SHOW.  Blaksmith, That Dude, and JD discuss NFL happenings like Peyton Manning signing with the Broncos, How that effects Tim Tebow, Brandon Marshall signing with the Bears and if its OK to cheer for a player who isn't a model citizen off the court or field.  Next, NBA talk abounds and we discuss the recent NBA trade deadline, Dwight Howard staying in Orlando and everyone gives their picks for the finals and eventual 2012 NBA champion.  Finally the show ends with some boxing talk.  Sergio Martinez recent fight was recapped and of course talk about Floyd Mayweather, Manny Pacquiao, and how each fighter is more similar than different.  If you are diggin this sports show, let us know and we can bring more of these focused shows in the future!!!  Need more #TEAMJUMPOFF:  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, listen to the Quickies podcast Wednesdays on iTunes and Podomatic.com and ChronicCast.Blogspot.com and on your mobile device via the Stitcher Radio app. Also listen to our #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW every Sunday from 8pm to 10pm CST on LIVE from Jump Off Studios and streamed at our official site! Also check us out on Generation Bizzle Radio every Friday from 6:30pm to 8:30pm CST on LATalkLive.com You can always hit us up and listen/watch archives of EVERYTHING at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO OUR SPONSOR, HYROGLYPHICS BARBER SALON IN BOLINGBROOK, ILLINOIS!!! THE JUMP OFF...IT ALL STARTS HERE!!!

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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

The Jump Off - #QUICKIES - Mar. 21, 2012 (Deadly Sex On Train Tracks, Vibrating Cell Phone Tattoo, Neighborhood Watch Killer, Virgin Tool Kit, Worlds Worst Lovers,100 Yr. Old Mr. Universe, Alien Ninja Turtles, Natural Drug Alternatives)


Its Wednesday and we know you want you're #QUICKIES!!!  That Dude, JD and Blaksmith bring the heat this week.  The show topics are, A couple who had the brilliant idea of having sex on train tracks, Cell phone tattoos, A disturbing story of a teen killed by a neighborhood watch leader, A tool kit for people seeking to loose their virginity, The worlds worst lovers by country, How a 100 yr. old former Mr. Universe looks now, The Teenage ALIEN Ninja Turtles, and Natural alternatives to popular prescription drugs.  Want More Jump Off...Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, listen to the Quickies podcast Wednesdays on iTunes and Podomatic.com and ChronicCast.Blogspot.com and on your mobile device via the Stitcher Radio app. Also listen to our #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW every Sunday from 8pm to 10pm CST on LIVE from Jump Off Studios and streamed at our official site! Also check us out on Generation Bizzle Radio every Friday from 6:30pm to 8:30pm CST on LATalkLive.com You can always hit us up and listen/watch archives of EVERYTHING at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO OUR SPONSOR, HYROGLYPHICS BARBER SALON IN BOLINGBROOK, ILLINOIS!!! THE JUMP OFF...IT ALL STARTS HERE!!!

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Sunday, March 18, 2012

The Jump Off #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW - Mar. 18, 2012 (Web Cam Spying, Bullying, Beneath Da Surface, Another Broke NBA Baller, Republicans Say Violence Against Women Is OK, Blaksmith's Quote Of The Week)


#SUPERSUNDAYSHOW time with #TEAMJUMPOFF!!!  NOW WITH NEW AND IMPROVED AUDIO!!!  This week, That Dude and Blaksmith welcome back Conscience who is making his second appearance on the show.  The fellas discuss a student who was snooping on his roommate in college using his web cam.  But that's just the start of the story!!!  Next up they discuss bullying and its effect on children and how bullying still takes place in adults. Conscience then takes over and hits us with his segment called "Beneath Da Surface" where they discuss the multiple states of consciousness in humans. Finally they end the show with That Shit Cray/Whats On Your Mind/Blaksmith's Quote Of The Week.  Check out this super episode right now!!!  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, listen to the Quickies podcast Wednesdays on iTunes and Podomatic.com and ChronicCast.Blogspot.com and on your mobile device via the Stitcher Radio app. Also listen to our #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW every Sunday from 8pm to 10pm CST on LIVE from Jump Off Studios and streamed at our official site! Also check us out on Generation Bizzle Radio every Friday from 6:30pm to 8:30pm CST on LATalkLive.com You can always hit us up and listen/watch archives of EVERYTHING at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com THE JUMP OFF...IT ALL STARTS HERE!!!

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Saturday, March 17, 2012

The Jump Off on Generation Bizzle Radio - March 16, 2012 (Machine Gun Vibrator, Santorum Banning Porn, Racist Chants In NCAA Tournament, Bin Laden Wanted To Kill Obama)


Blaksmith and That Dude chime in for #TEAMJUMPOFF'S weekly appearance on Generation Bizzle Radio. Special shout out to Bizzle, Danisha, and Johnny Mack for rocking with us once again. This week we discussed Rick Santorum wanting to ban hardcore porn, racist chants to throw off a player shooting free throws in the NCAA tournament, Bin Laden wanting to kill Obama, and special guest Kenisha mentioning how shes into gun porn! So check it out right now. Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, listen to the Quickies podcast Wednesdays on iTunes and Podomatic.com and ChronicCast.Blogspot.com and on your mobile device via the Stitcher Radio app. Also listen to our #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW every Sunday from 8pm to 10pm CST on LIVE from Jump Off Studios and streamed at our official site! Also check us out on Generation Bizzle Radio every Friday from 6:30pm to 8:30pm CST on LATalkLive.com You can always hit us up and listen/watch archives of EVERYTHING at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com THE JUMP OFF...IT ALL STARTS HERE!!!

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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

The Jump Off - #QUICKIES - Mar. 14, 2012 - (Sperm Cook Book, Cost of Catching A Case, Pink Slime, Semen Tainted Yogurt, Ear Biting Bball Coach, Youre Fired, Bad Money Habits, Cum Potion, Acid Cures Alcoholism)


Thanx for spending you're Hump Day with #TEAMJUMPOFF by listening to this weeks #QUICKIES!!!  This week JD, That Dude Named Dave and Blaksmith begin the show by telling That Dude, Happy Birthday!! The show continues with subjects such as a cook book with recipes using semen as an ingredient, the increasing cost of calling from prison, pink slime in schools, a follow up to a story of a man mixing his semen with yogurt samples, a 6th grade bball coach biting the opposing coaches ear off, a football team fired at the pregame meal, 10 bad money habits, a love potion using semen, and LSD being a possible cure for alcoholism!!! Dont even think about not listening to this episode!!!  Keep up with #TEAMJUMPOFF:  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, listen to the Quickies podcast Wednesdays on iTunes and Podomatic.com and ChronicCast.Blogspot.com and on your mobile device via the Stitcher Radio app. Also listen to our #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW every Sunday from 8pm to 10pm CST on LIVE from Jump Off Studios and streamed at our official site! Also check us out on Generation Bizzle Radio every Friday from 6:30pm to 8:30pm CST on LATalkLive.com You can always hit us up and listen/watch archives of EVERYTHING at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com
THE JUMP OFF...IT ALL STARTS HERE!!!

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Sunday, March 11, 2012

The Jump Off #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW - Mar. 11, 2012 (Racist Dippin Stix, NFL Bounties, Porn Teachers, A Compulsive Speeder, Racism Cure In A Pill)


Blaksmith and That Dude Named Dave are your hosts tonight and even have a special guest Jumper joining them in studio!!! E, Owner of Hieroglyphic's Barber Salon in Bolingbrook, IL stopped by to give his commentary on a few of the discussion topics tonight  The fellas discuss A racist candy maker, The NFL's New Orleans Saints bounty controversy, A teacher with a porn past, A compulsive speeder, and a possible cure for Racism in a pill!!! Give it a listen right now!!!  Keep up with #TEAMJUMPOFF:  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, listen to the Quickies podcast Wednesdays on iTunes and Podomatic.com and ChronicCast.Blogspot.com and on your mobile device via the Stitcher Radio app. Also listen to our #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW every Sunday from 8pm to 10pm CST on LIVE from Jump Off Studios and streamed at our official site! Also check us out on Generation Bizzle Radio every Friday from 6:30pm to 8:30pm CST on LATalkLive.com You can always hit us up and listen/watch archives of EVERYTHING at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com JUMP OFF!!!

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Wednesday, March 7, 2012

The Jump Off - #QUICKIES - Mar. 7, 2012 (Roxxxy The Sex Bot, Interesting Passwords, iPad Sex, Cell Phone Vigilante, Movie Theater Snack Lawsuit, College Sex Hater, Snoring Children, Bentley SUV, Lebron's Pork Pastries, Library Jerking)


It's #QUICKIE time, brought to you by #TEAMJUMPOFF!!!  This week delivering the fun, we have That Dude Named Dave, Blaksmith, JD, and special guest Jumper, Mixed Martial Artist Nick "The American Hybrid" Cunningham! Nick stopped by to give out some info on a MMA show that he and JD are commentating for this coming weekend and also deliver some hilarious commentary on our news stories!  On this weeks show the fellas discussed Roxxxy the 9,000 dollar sex robot, Interesting passwords, How to have sex with your iPad, A man who hates people talking on their cell phone during his bus ride, A guy who is pissed about the high price of snacks at the movie theater, A woman who almost committed suicide because her roommate had too much sex, How a child snoring could lead to trouble in the future, The new Bentley SUV, Lebron James' sponsorship of a pork doughnut, and a perv caught jerking off in a public library to an interesting video!  This weeks show is a CLASSIC so what the hell are you waiting for? LISTEN NOW!!!  Want to know everything The Jump Off does:  Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, listen to the Quickies podcast Wednesdays on iTunes and Podomatic.com and ChronicCast.Blogspot.com and on your mobile device via the Stitcher Radio app. Also listen to our #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW every Sunday from 8pm to 10pm CST on LIVE from Jump Off Studios and streamed at our official site! Also check us out on Generation Bizzle Radio every Friday from 6:30pm to 8:30pm CST on LATalkLive.com You can always hit us up and listen/watch archives of EVERYTHING at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com JUMP OFF!!!

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Sunday, March 4, 2012

The Jump Off #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW - Mar. 4, 2012 (Relationship Double Standards, Time Time Time, Fucked Up News, Violent Math Problems, Blaksmith's Quote Of The Week)


Sunday is here so you know its time for #TEAMJUMPOFF to do their thing on the weekly #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW!!! Blaksmith and That Dude discussed double standards in relationships, how "time" rules everything around us, F.U.N. aka Fucked Up News, Justin Bieber turning 18, Dating while unemployed, Violent math problems, Blaksmith's Quote of The Week, and Whats On Your Mind!!! Wanna keep up with #TEAMJUMPOFF: Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, listen to the Quickies podcast Wednesdays on iTunes and Podomatic.com and ChronicCast.Blogspot.com and on your mobile device via the Stitcher Radio app. Also listen to our #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW every Sunday from 8pm to 10pm CST on LIVE from Jump Off Studios and streamed at our official site! Also check us out on Generation Bizzle Radio every Friday from 6:30pm to 8:30pm CST on LATalkLive.com You can always hit us up and listen/watch archives of EVERYTHING at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com JUMP OFF!!!

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Saturday, March 3, 2012

The Jump Off on Generation Bizzle Radio - Mar. 02, 2012 (Gas Prices Through The Roof, Death By Sipping, and Artichoke Dip with A Toe Surprise)


Each Friday #TEAMJUMPOFF is honored to appear on Generation Bizzle Radio with hosts Desean Bizzle, Danisha Danielle and special guest, Johnny MUTHAFUCKIN Mack!!! Since our fans have been requesting it, now you can listen to our weekly segment right here on www.thejumpoffpodcast.com Each week, the crew brings a quick political update and a few F.U.N. aka Fucked Up News stories. This week That Dude and Blaksmith chime in with their weekly political update discussing the rising gasoline prices and President Obama's threat to Iran, and for F.U.N., a man who accidentally drunk gasoline and burned to death in the same day, and finally another guy who was eating some artichoke dip and found animal toe in it!!! Be sure to check us out EVERY FRIDAY on Generation Bizzle Radio from 6:30pm to 8:30pm at www.latalklive.com Also Search for our fan page on Facebook, follow each of us on Twitter: @JumpOffPodcast, @TheJumpOff_JD, @DaveJumpOff, email us at thejumpoffpodcast@yahoo.com, listen to the Quickies podcast Wednesdays on iTunes and Podomatic.com and ChronicCast.Blogspot.com and on your mobile device via the Stitcher Radio app. Also listen to our #SUPERSUNDAYSHOW every Sunday from 8pm to 10pm CST on LIVE from Jump Off Studios and streamed at our official site! You can always hit us up and listen/watch archives of EVERYTHING at our official site: www.thejumpoffpodcast.com JUMP OFF!!!

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