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June 8, 2012 - If I Hadn't Seen it With My Own Eyes... - Adolf's Place
by R. Pettiford
Adolf's Place: If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes...
I
can't believe our luck, and if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes I
wouldn't believe it. Greece in 2012, we have been elected to lead their
parliament, I'm so excited. This future news report viewer doohickey is
amazing. Especially when you see things go your way, so to speak. We
really need to come up with a name for it though, but we'll work on it.
Oh,
I'm sorry I'm being rude like those pesky Americans, ha ha ha. My name
is Friedrick Luftwaffe, yes like the air force. Actually I think it may
have been named after one of my ancestors. But I am The Great Adolf
Hitler's speech writer. Okay well I'm just the assistant to his speech
writer but I am close to the great one. And might I add it is an honor
to be this closely associated with such a great man and decorated war
hero.
But
enough of that, back to the excitement at hand, the future news viewer
or whatever we're going to call it. I am seeing so many exciting things
that are happening in your “time” that we speak about amongst ourselves
in the privacy of our quarters. Many things that we plan for mother
Germany once Adolf the Great gains power and controls Mother Germany.
Things like euthanasia, and wide spread antisemitism. Sir Hitler has had
a deep animosity toward people of the Jewish persuasion since his wife
to be ran away with a wealthy Jewish doctor that worked at the hospital
with his good friend. But that's another story and you didn't get that
information for me. Sir Hitler would be highly upset with me if he knew I
let that secret out.
There
I am again getting side tracked the things that I am seeing are amazing
. Like this euthanasia business, the news report shows “the experts” as
I keep hearing them called are advocating for babies that are born with
birth defects that will cause or their parents to have a challenging
like they will help end everyone's suffering. Brilliant idea if you ask
Sir Hitler, he and his friend Dr. Karl Brandt have been trying to
conceive new ways of purifying our race. The Aryan Nation is the goal.
Even Sir Hitler's acquaintances in Persia love the idea. They even laugh
about the idea of even changing the name of their entire nation in
support of Sir Adolf's idea. The name Iran is often brought up as a
strong possibility, I think it's Aryan in Persian.
These
acquaintances of Sir Hitler especially love the idea of him not
particularly liking Jews and wanting to rid the world of them. They even
offer many suggestions in which Sir Adolf pays close attention to and
takes detailed notes , and even has his assistant write down the really,
really good ones, his favorites so far are ovens and gas chambers. But I
have noticed that the people of your “time” seem to have the same
animosity for the Jews as we do, that's great. Even your President, Mr.
Obama is turning his back on them in many obvious ways, beauty in
motion. I love the way he speaks also. So elegant,powerful,
transcendent, it almost puts you in a trance. I'll be sure to study
these techniques and include them in Sir Adolf's speeches, it'll go a
long way to getting our agenda across. Thaaank You Mr. President.
It
is also a pleasure to watch and note that other members of you
government that are antisemitic or at least pro socialism on one end and
pro fascism on the other. Sir Hitler would call that a win-win. Once
you have control of the government, what choice do the people really
have? Now one thing that does concern me is that insane group you all
call “The Tea Party” they are very influential and effective. They must
be silenced if we plan on having any chance of getting our entire agenda
past. At this point they are more than a nuisance, they are actually a
hindrance. They are causing to much damage to quickly and they must be
stopped and silenced in order to succeed. Sir Adolf would use any means
necessary to get this task done.
Sir
Adolf often talks and dreams about ruling the unwashed masses and how
they can not seem to make intelligent decisions for their lives. It's
almost as if they don't know what is best for themselves. I don't think
he really wants to but they don't really leave him a choice now do they?
I mean it's plainly obvious to anyone who pays attention. Even your
Leaders do the same thing, maybe not the way we would suggest, but it's
effective. They pass laws “against the will of the people” as you all
love to complain. But “the people” have no way of seeing what we see
coming, we have a view from the mountain tops. But nevertheless they
manage to get everything they want because of that wonderful President
of yours appointed Mr. Cass Sunstein as Regulatory Czar. I thought they
only had those in The Soviet Union. But somehow he managed to create
them in America. So now they don't have to pass laws, they can just
create new “regulations” and they can control or do whatever they want
to do, ha ha ha, I love it. Sir Hitler should do the same then maybe we
won't have to do such hostile takeovers. But I think he just loves the
thrill of the battle. I'd say that's with any warrior though, that's
something you can never rid yourself of.
Back
to the subject at hand. I and Sir Hitler, when I tell him are very
pleased at the direction in which you all are taking your society. It's
what we always dreamed of divide and conquer and portray the image of
being a great uniter yes that sounds like a plan, I'll be sure to make
note that. Alas I must part . Lots of work to do, lots of things to
watch. But you guys are doing a great job keep it up. Feel free to stop
by any time. And remember, we have our eyes on you. Ha Ha Ha
-R. Pettiford
